What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 01:10
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
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So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
What are some signs he is deeply in love with you?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
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Next, they tried...
No go.
No, not a chance
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good